1/18/08

The Only God, Jesus Matayoshi runs for Tokyo Governor

The Great Leader and Political Genius, “The Only God” Jesus Matayoshi, from the island prefecture of Okinawa, has blessed the Tokyo voting boxes with his bid for governor.

His great proposals include returning Japan to a fishing and farming society and banning the smoking of cigarettes while walking. His brilliant political debate style is to just tell his opponents to “DIE AND SLIT YOUR STOMACH OPEN!!!”

He barely received any votes. lol.




1 comment:

Michael said...

This is too damn funny! It looks like a Saturday Night Live skit!

アップロードして、ありがとう!こんなのをもっともっと見せてほしい!

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